Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.