Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
