Worst Jokes Ever
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."