What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
Worst Jokes Ever
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
#shorts
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
They are hairy.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
