Worst Jokes Ever

Haha, balls hahaha!

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

Me: What do you call an orphan?

Friend: Homeless.

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.

Ligma balls!

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.

I guess in British chess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without two towers.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To pick some dill.

Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

And he needed a painkiller pill.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.