Worst Jokes Ever
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
You're homeless, you orphan!
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.