Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
I love Mekhi!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.