Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
I have nut cancer...
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"