Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Jackhammer McQueerson
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Yo mamma sucks!
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.