Worst Jokes Ever
Delyla is a bitch.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
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How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.