Worst Jokes Ever
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Banana joke?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!