Worst Jokes Ever
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Ail is gay.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
My name is Giselle.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.