Worst Jokes Ever
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
lmao why do people think they can fly?