Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.