Worst Jokes Ever
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.