What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
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I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Olivia Rodrigo
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
