Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Rape is a touchy subject.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."