yo mama so thick they need an air carrier to take her places
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
what has two wings and an arrow the Chinese telephone wing wing arrow
Bro your hairline so far back not even Dora the explorer can find it
yo mama so ugly that if she went on stage the show would instantly say and thats a wrap
your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages of course, silly!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank* She has cancer
Why is santa's sack so big..? because he only cums once a year
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.
What did the egg say to the tuna
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher
It's always the little things that makes us laugh
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?......... Thanks for coming, Hope you come again soon.
