Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Y'all follow me, please.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.