Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
Woman do have rights!
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
