Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
That was a really crappy bun!
I should just flush this joke away.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Abortion is beautiful.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.