Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Worst Jokes Ever
Jacob Colletto
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Hi, bye.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
I rate it 9/11.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
