Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.