Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Spell "I cup."
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.