Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What kills you?
Suicide.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Give me followers instantly!
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.