Worst Jokes Ever
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Germany is the best!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.