What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Imagine.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Moment and I
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
