Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Worst Jokes Ever
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
My name says it all.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What do you call a door? A floor.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
