Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
Boom, it went.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?