Worst Jokes Ever

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

Biden and Trump.

That's it. That's the joke.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

Being pro-life.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Bush is innocent, he's white...

Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.

September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)

Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.