Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?