Worst Jokes Ever

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?

A pot-hole.

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??

Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

What do you call a Muslim bee?

Habibee.

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

I am awesome, look at me!

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.