Worst Jokes Ever
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.