Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Clap em sis!
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
