Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Worst Jokes Ever
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
