Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Clock

    • One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

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    • Condom company

    • This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

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    • Dad

    • This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

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    • Mailman

    • The mailman came to drop the mail off.

    Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

    Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

    Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

    Orphan

    • Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

    There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

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