Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
like if you know someone that is emo.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?