Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Worst Jokes Ever
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
I am the danger.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
