Worst Jokes Ever
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
No one gives a fuck.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.