Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Who am I?
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)