Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Why is the rum gone?
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Rooster.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.