Worst Jokes Ever
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Only in Ohio.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Wears pink.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.