Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Big black ball sacks.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
"DEEZ NUTS"
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Eat cockroaches.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!