Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the prisoner run away?

To spit bars.

Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.

What do we find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter W.

What do you call somebody in America that is smart?

An immigrant.

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.

You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.

What do you call a person with no body or a nose?

Nobody knows.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"