Worst Jokes Ever
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!