Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
