Worst Jokes Ever
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.