Worst Jokes Ever
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Follow me.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?