Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Trump did 1/6.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Most pakis are disabled.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.