Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Worst Jokes Ever
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Y'all follow me, please.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
