Worst Jokes Ever

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

Anyone remember the following?

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?

A: Because they ate the bat!