Worst Jokes Ever
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.