What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
