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Worst Jokes Ever
Dez nuts!
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Kingly discussion?
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survivedβmy grandpa. The others have fallenβhis friends.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit downβwhere's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
