Worst Jokes Ever
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What’s big and black on the road?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.