Worst Jokes Ever
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
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What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."