Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
What month has 28 days?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!