Worst Jokes Ever
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Nessie is dying.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
A B C deez nuts!
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.