Worst Jokes Ever
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.