Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Ooo.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
