Worst Jokes Ever
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
Sup peoples?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Whatβs the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.