Worst Jokes Ever
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Orphan joke.
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Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
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