Worst Jokes Ever
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Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.