what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Your mom.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
