Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Four big guys.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.