Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.