Worst Jokes Ever
I get jealous when my phone dies.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
All these jokes are all plane.