Worst Jokes Ever
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.