Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.