Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
