Worst Jokes Ever
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.