Worst Jokes Ever
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.