How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Worst Jokes Ever
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
I love gay people. UwU
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
