Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!