Worst Jokes Ever
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.