Worst Jokes Ever
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
DJ Croos joke.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Purple.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.