We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Worst Jokes Ever
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
2,996 kill streak, boom!
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
