Worst Jokes Ever
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.