Worst Jokes Ever
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
The S in America stands for safe.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.