Worst Jokes Ever
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
I would go suck some titties, but Iβd rather die from being shot than cancer.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"