Worst Jokes Ever
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.