Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Worst Jokes Ever
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
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What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Like if you know someone emo.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
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Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
