My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Never gonna give you up.
Heyyyy sistas!
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Kendon is a loser!
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
What does suck a sucking fish?
