Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
What does suck a sucking fish?
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
That was a really crappy bun!
I should just flush this joke away.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
