Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
My name is Giselle.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Delyla is a bitch.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
