Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.