Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Worst Jokes Ever
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
