Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!