Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
