Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.