Worst Jokes Ever
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!