What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Paul Walker.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.