Worst Jokes Ever

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Sets fire to computer.

What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

You're so hot!

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

I put the fun in funeral.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

I made a website for orphans.

Silly me, I forgot the home page.

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

Uber driver: .........

Me: .........

Uber driver: .........

Me: 5 stars.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.