Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Worst Jokes Ever
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
