A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.
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Did you know that princess diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the car dashboard
who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they went through 91 stores in a 11 seconds
I love making jokes about orphans!!!! What are they going to do tell their parents!!
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
Who is the first person an orphan sees, the doctor
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest? nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
What does the " f " stand for in orphan?
Family
Why did the north tower want chocolate ice cream? Because he didn't want plane
Did you Know China Wanted to Send A Dog to Space. They Didn't Because they Ate It.
what does a zebra and I have in common? We both have stripes.
What do a bee from America called?.........a USB
When does a pentagon have 4 sides? When a plane is in one of the sides
a man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide and the librarian said "fuck off you wont bring it back"
