Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why can't religion and science agree?

Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.