Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?