Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.