Worst Jokes Ever
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"