Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan- the APPLE always gets picked!
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes They never land Just like the plains
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships. It's a sad state of affairs.
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance? They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
your mummy so skinny she cant eat
I would like to tell more jokes about 911 but they always crash and burn
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!