Worst Jokes Ever

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

My joke is:

My life.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...

Well nvm, they shot him dead.

Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?

It's cuz they always eat the bat.

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.