Worst Jokes Ever
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.