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Biden did 9/10.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Was 9 + 10?
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.