9 jokes
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
this is so funny lol
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?