9 jokes
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Memes
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.