9 jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.