9 jokes
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Your (DYM 9).
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.