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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.