9 jokes
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.