Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
9 Jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
