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My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
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Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."