9 jokes
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's 9 + 10?
21
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.