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What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
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After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.