9 jokes
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's 9 + 10?
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My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...