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Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
What's 9 + 10?
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"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.