9 jokes

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Why was 6 scared of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...

A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.

The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."

The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.