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One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
HOLD UP
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What's 9 + 10?
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I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.