Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.