9 jokes
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.