9 jokes
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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