9 jokes
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
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My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's 9 + 10?
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You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."