I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
9 Jokes
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
