9 jokes
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.