9 jokes
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.