9 jokes
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
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What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.