9 jokes

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

[pause] You said you’d never forget.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.