9 jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.