9 jokes

Ass

  • Oil and Ass.

    Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

    Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

    Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

    Big Wet Butts 5.

    There Will Be Cum 9.

    Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

    Big Butts Like It Big 2.

    Blowjob Ninjas 5.

    Keep It Right There 2.

    Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6

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  • Time

  • Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

    Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

    Female

  • What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

    A sexy female.

    Rape

  • Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

    What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

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  • 9/11

  • A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

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