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Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
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God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!