9 jokes

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.

The priest is in jail now.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

What's got 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

Why was 10 afraid?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"

Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

Why was sis afraid of seven?

Cuz 7 ate 9.