9 jokes

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in between 6 and 9.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.