9 jokes

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Lightbulb

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

Doctor

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

Memes

Girl

Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

Because they can’t even.

Reader

Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.

Date

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Bee

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Priest

How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?

That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!

Restaurant

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."