9 jokes
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
bad piggies
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"