9 jokes
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.