I rate it 9/11
who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after
2001/9/11 that day was fire
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11
I would tell a 9/11 joke but it would probably go up in flames
I arrived at a restaurant early and manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said I don’t mind and he said OK. Take these trays to table 9.
why was 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9
why is 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9/11
Why’s 10 scared? Because it’s in the huddle of 9-11
How is blessed with a 9 inch dick That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church
My great grandfather died in 9-11......
He was such a good pilot......
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
why was 10 scared? bcs 9/11 came flying in
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
How many dead babies does it take to change a light-bulb? must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
Why was 9 afraid of 20? -- 28 29s.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
