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Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on Earth?

The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.

Seven ate nine.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

[pause] You said you’d never forget.

What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?

Probably a plane. (:

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.