9 jokes
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Memes
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
