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These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
9/11 sale
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.