9 jokes

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

What do 9/10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

Who are the fastest readers in history?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.

Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

Because they can’t even.

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.