9 jokes
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
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Memes
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Five more days.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.