9 jokes

Number

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Memes

Mom

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Study

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Plane

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Ten

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

9/11

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Essay

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Uncle

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Cow

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Insult

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.