There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
9 Jokes
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
