9 jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Was 9 + 10?
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
9/11, am I right?
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.