Whats a terroists favourite car? a porsche 9/11
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers they went through 10 stories in 10 seconds
Why was 6 scared of seven. Cause 7 8 9
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 eleven
Don’t make jokes about 9\11 my dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot
if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11
why were the twin towers mad when they ordered pizza
One arived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?
Their Ankles
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My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .
Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why did ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years
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