9 jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
I rate you a 9/11.
HOLD UP
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.