9 jokes
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
HOLD UP
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.