9 jokes
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
Memes
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.