For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When itโs intersected by a plane.
Q-Whoโs the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds
What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... ๐๏ธ๐
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
Whenever I make a 911 joke it bombs
Why is the U.S so mad about the twin towers it was an accident the pilots where new
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, โHello, is this 911?โ The other person, โYes, what is your emergency?โ The blonde answered, โI called to inform you that youโre 910 now.โ
Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers
