A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: *hangs up*
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was in the middle of 9/11
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener? One of them is an outside job
whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
my dad died in 911
but he was the pilot
Why is September 11th the best birthday??
Everyone remembers it!!! :)
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years
The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!
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cmon guys 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
