911 jokes
9/11, 911, same thing.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.