911 jokes
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"