911 jokes
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.