Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
