A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
